I'm the kind of person who keeps spare band-aids in their wallet but doesn't check the weather before they leave the house. I'm the kind of person who hates their thighs but always has a second serving of cake. I'm the kind of person who bites their lips but not their nails. I'm the sort of person who shaves their legs but not their underarms and arrives or time but doesn't want to be there in the first place. I'm the kind of person who appreciates "good" music but still listens to pop to drown out the bad thoughts.
I'm so full of contradictions that I even confuse myself.